urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:prankerparagon Warning: Enter at Own Risk -- Firearms Discouraged, Contraband Welcome Sideswipe 2008-05-05T01:51:11Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:prankerparagon:1348 2008-05-05T01:51:11Z 2008-05-05T01:51:11Z *insert moar raucous laughter here*<br /><br />...oh, I'm saving this.&nbsp; I'm saving it, and I'm going to play it back whenever I get bored.<br /><br />Heeeeee.&nbsp; 8D urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:prankerparagon:1102 2008-04-26T05:31:32Z 2008-04-26T18:12:07Z It's hard being a soldier in this seemingly endless war.&nbsp; Friends die around you; you don't know if <i>you'll</i> survive the next skirmish.&nbsp; It's a lot to think on, a lot to deal with.&nbsp; Sometimes it feels like I'm standing on the edge of a precipice, looking down into a deep, dark void filled with nothing but despair.<br /><br />Sometimes the void winks back.<br /><br />And I wonder, is it really worth it?<br /><br />...pfaaaaahahahahah!&nbsp; I bet I really had some of you going, didn't I?&nbsp; Don't get me wrong, war is hell, but hell is where all the cool people hang.&nbsp; Live it large and live it hard, that's my motto.<br /><br />Anyway.&nbsp; I suppose I should introduce myself.&nbsp; The name is Sideswipe.&nbsp; I'm an Autobot, a defender of the just, a champion of all sentient species, and a fighter of Decepticons.&nbsp; As glorious as that all sounds, I'm just in it for the fun.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; Have you ever seen a seeker crash into a mountain because you bent his wingflap?&nbsp; No?&nbsp; Man, you haven't <i>lived</i> until you've seen that fireball and heard the shrieking.&nbsp; So worth the dents.&nbsp; Of course, not if you ask my brother.&nbsp; He's all "blah blah blah dents this scuff that whine whine blah."&nbsp; Don't tell him I said this, but I'm the better half of this spark-split.&nbsp; ;)<br /><br />...speaking of the lesser half, I think I hear him coming.&nbsp; Gotta bolt!